Mid-twenties and already beaten down and hopeless, Selraybob spends his days on his worn out lounger, drinking quarts of Busch and talking to his buddy Herm on the phone. Productivity is a forgotten dream. Until, right in the middle of his wife’s long-overdue goodbye speech, Selraybob has an epiphany. It’s about Time. Time, he determines, is a count. It's only a count. Einstein was wrong. And life on the lounger will never be the same.
Acknowledgements
Dedication
Title Page
1: No Good Time to Lose a Wife
2: Day One
3: An Epiphanic Flood
4: Neglected Nostalgia
5: Speed
6: Plan A
7: The Fixers
8: Hawking
9: Fixers Can Be Female
10: Plan C
11: The Meaning of Lasagna
12: Football
13: Library Science
14: A Woman with Pull
15: The History of Time According to Selraybob
16: Conspiracy in the Craw
17: Road Trip to the Source of Time
18: Welcome to NIST
19: The Bowels of Time
20: Dangling
21: The Coming of the Female Fixer
22: The Seductive Effects of Time Theory
23: Maybe I Was Wrong
Appendix: Favorite Words from the Dictionary of Science